Kids today won’t ever know the struggle of downloading a song from Limewire and getting Bill Clinton
"If someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised,
because every night I tell her about you."
David Mitchell is my spirit animal
I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
I LOVE GUACAMOLE
How True Detective Predicted McConaughey and Harrelson’s Career
She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies
My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t
I just——I think my brain has dissolved
the beach was too sandy………………..
This makes me angry.
I FUCKED UP MY NAILS WHILE MAKING A STIR FRY WHICH WAS DISGUSTING
MOOD NOT IMPROVED