Teenager from Mars

bought foot repair cream, naired my face and used self tanner

you’d think I was boo’d up or something.

‘Seriously, how do you have an affair with a professor?’ ‘With a candlestick in the drawing room’ sevanna

I’m for abortion. If you can’t love your kid, don’t have it because it will grow up and kill us. John Waters (via georgechamoun)

(Source: sixtyforty, via girlsgetbusyzine)

› Beards, Beer & Literary Badassery: Things I Would Like In Five Years

thefrenemy:

• a week of good hair every month
• nail polish that never chips but removes easily
• a faucet that produces, when you want it to, Snapple
• a tub of hummus the size of my body
• gay marriage legal, celebrity marriage a state by state kind of thing
• the ability to make my favorite…

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